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Maybe I’ll find myself at the bottom of this bottle of beer… Nope. Maybe in another one… Nope. Let’s keep looking till I find me…
Fuck this cock shit.
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"
“Where’s your scientific curiosity?”
“Half of it is trying to unlocks the secret of the universe and physics while the other half is wondering why I’m having this conversation with you.”
^How I think 99% of the time.
"— Big Bang Theory, Sheldon and Howard
"The truth is that even big collections of ordinary [non-magical] books distort space, as can readily be proved by anyone who has been around a really old-fashioned secondhand bookshop, one of those that look as though they were designed by M. Escher on a bad day and has more staircases than storys and those rows of shelves which end in little doors that are surely too small for a full-sized human to enter. The relevant equation is: Knowledge = power = energy = matter = mass; a good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read."
— Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!, of the Discworld series (via picaresquity)
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