Maybe I’ll find myself at the bottom of this bottle of beer…
Nope. Maybe in another one…
Nope. Let’s keep looking till I find me…
“Where’s your scientific curiosity?”
“Half of it is trying to unlocks the secret of the universe and physics while the other half is wondering why I’m having this conversation with you.”
^How I think 99% of the time.
— Big Bang Theory, Sheldon and Howard
"The truth is that even big collections of ordinary [non-magical] books distort space, as can readily be proved by anyone who has been around a really old-fashioned secondhand bookshop, one of those that look as though they were designed by M. Escher on a bad day and has more staircases than storys and those rows of shelves which end in little doors that are surely too small for a full-sized human to enter. The relevant equation is: Knowledge = power = energy = matter = mass; a good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read."
— Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!, of the Discworld series (via picaresquity)